3 weeks later...

Hey there. I want you to know that earlier, as I was strolling along minding my own business, a genie appeared and told me that I had to grant him three wishes, or he would smite me. It seemed to be an ill-fitted fate, so I played along. He said his first wish was for me to solve world hunger, so I asked him "What are you talking about? There's already plenty of food, people just need to share." He agreed, and went on to make a second wish. He wished for global peace, and I handed him a pipe and told him to pass it along when he was finished. Finally, he wished to know everything, and I told him my name and explained that he did know me. He left dazed and confused, and I stood there with nothing to do but try and figure out why a genie had been asking me for wishes. After that long morning, I went home and pwnd nwbs on Halo 3. Once I had mastered the art of anonymous trashtalk, I got on facebook to check updates. Upon my arrival, I was greeted with friend requests from people I don't know and pointless notifications that didn't notify me of anything. I almost felt like I was watching Fox News for a moment, but snapped out of it soon enough. Then I saw a picture of an old friend, realized the soul purpose I was put on this planet, then started writing this blog about nothing. I suppose that just goes to show you how boring that purpose was.

A Semi-Sweet Morrow

So today I finished up taking out everything from the room my older brother moved out of, and moved new furniture in. It seems kind of excessive to have a couch in your bedroom, but good Lord, try and tell that to my other personalities; they just don't get it. The second half of today consisted of two Rockstars, a get-together at a 5-million dollar home, and fajitas. I guess you could say it was an acceptable afternoon, even by my standards. I performed on the drums and guitar, and capped off the event with some killer vocals. Me and my Rock Band, we get along. As I kick back and reminisce on the week's events, I suppose there's something that stands out just a little: I moved back into my hometown. It's not that big of a deal though, that other city was only like four hours away. Also, Christmas is lurking once more, and this time I'm unprepared; it just might get me. Oh well, when it comes to putting off Christmas, the weather is on my side. It was in the 80's today, typo-free. 80's. So as much as I'm enjoying this mini-vacation into the blogosphere, I'm still going to cut this one a little short. This is because what I've gotten down thus far is pretty solid, and I wouldn't want to go ruining it...oops.

Tomorrow's Yesterday

I've found myself faced with a question, as I often do. I'm asking myself how one goes about starting a blog. It can't be a short "Hi" and surely it's not a "To Whom it may concern,". Maybe one is just to post whatever they see fit...whatever you may expect, this is what I offer: "Welcome to my blog." It's not much, but it's all I've got. Take it or leave it. Actually, you'd better not leave it; take it, and if you don't want it, give it to someone else. I'd hate to see a potential fan go to waste. I guess this is the part where I'm supposed to introduce myself. Well I'm a well-rounded individual, maybe even to the point of being a Renaissance man. What I enjoy most, however, is humor. The key to my heart is in the the jest that makes me laugh, intentional or not. However, as much as I enjoy the humor in others, my favorite thing to do day in and day out is definitely entertaining "the World". You're welcome. No, I'm not blogging to release my inner thoughts, setting free some demonic pressure I've built up over my lifetime; that's what contact sports are for. Instead, I'm writing this in the hopes that you, the reader, can enjoy a good 5 or 10 minutes at my expense. Does that sound like a plan? Good. Now sit down, shut up, and buckle up, because it's gonna be a crazy ride.