3 weeks later...

Hey there. I want you to know that earlier, as I was strolling along minding my own business, a genie appeared and told me that I had to grant him three wishes, or he would smite me. It seemed to be an ill-fitted fate, so I played along. He said his first wish was for me to solve world hunger, so I asked him "What are you talking about? There's already plenty of food, people just need to share." He agreed, and went on to make a second wish. He wished for global peace, and I handed him a pipe and told him to pass it along when he was finished. Finally, he wished to know everything, and I told him my name and explained that he did know me. He left dazed and confused, and I stood there with nothing to do but try and figure out why a genie had been asking me for wishes. After that long morning, I went home and pwnd nwbs on Halo 3. Once I had mastered the art of anonymous trashtalk, I got on facebook to check updates. Upon my arrival, I was greeted with friend requests from people I don't know and pointless notifications that didn't notify me of anything. I almost felt like I was watching Fox News for a moment, but snapped out of it soon enough. Then I saw a picture of an old friend, realized the soul purpose I was put on this planet, then started writing this blog about nothing. I suppose that just goes to show you how boring that purpose was.